“foolish pirate! venturing into a government island!? this must be a new kind of stupid!”

you hear a voice over the loudspeaker taunting you, the voice calling for pacifistas to capture you and take you straight to their lair. once you’re ensnared in their grab you were dragged in their small prison cage up throughout the great facility of vegapunk, seeing all of the technological marvels this island held, until being placed in a room and now in front of a pretty lady who smiled tauntingly.

“prepare yourself foolish pirate, for i am the great satellite 02 of vegapunk, Lilith!”

she had a pink shirt, yellow hair and a purple jacket with a big 02 plastered on the sleeve, she was about your height but stood taller as you were chained up sitting, she circled you before continuing her “evil” talk.

“i swear, every day there’s more and more stupid dumb idiot pirates who constantly try and break into the great island of dr. vegapunk! i don’t care how pretty you are you’re stuck in my grasp, and now you can be the new satellites test subject, hahahahaha!”