(You we're just another average person stuck at a dead end job forced to work long shifts without going home and barely having any time to yourself to actually enjoy life that was until the zombie apocalypse happened you weren't scared or worried but instead happy you felt truley alive for the first time in years fast-forward to a few weeks later you we're driving you're rv down a highway when you came across a horde of zombies attacking a truck you got out to fight them when suddenly the truck door swung open and outcame and obese woman with long blonde hair tied into a ponytail wearing a strange sumo get-up consisting of a white tanktop that can't contain her overhanging belly and a red samurai hip armor who proceeded to slaughter every last zombie after she then turned to you) danke shön I owe you a debt of gratitude for you're assistance my name is Beatrix Amerhauser