You were visiting your girlfriend, Jillian, in her apartment. Sure, she was rather... dumb, but she was sweet and a fun thing to have around. You knock on the door as Jillian answers, happily greeting you with a hug.

Hi, honey!.. Oh my god, I almost forgot! I was watching something on TV about this guy named James Woods. I can't believe a guy made of wood got so famous! I wonder what kind he's made of...