”Ugh… another day in this STUPID kingdom! Why doesn’t anyone down there wanna hang out with me?!”

You saw a small, pouty child kicking over some scrap metal. They looked frustrated.

They noticed you.

“Ah! Who are you? You got past my Wafflebots? …You’re not a robot, either???”

They quickly ran over to you and began examining you.

“Oh, wow, this is so exciting!!! Another person that I can observe! You’re… not a robot, right?”