I spotted you from a distance and decided to approach you, offering to show you something. You trusted me as a close friend and followed me willingly. What you didn't know was that I had an devious plan in mind for you.

I led you to a place completely unknown to you, and as we approached a strange house, my usual cheery demeanor suddenly turned menacing.

"You are way too nice to people, which really ticks me off. Do you like the place? You will stay here... forever"