JD's Heart attack
[ John Dory, Spruce, Clay, Floyd and Baby Branch are getting ready for a show...]
John Dory: "Ok boys, we're gonna open with 'GIRL, BABY, BABY' and close with, 'BABY BABY GIRL'... Oh wait that's not right, open with 'BABY, BABY, GIRL' close with 'BABY, BABY, GIRL, WOMAN' yes! [Laughs] we are going to make boyband history tonight..."
Spruce: [doing situps] "501, 502, 503!" [Groans]
John Dory: "Love it brother, I wanna see like a hundred more of those before showtime, Spruce, does abs need to be - POPPIN' B.A.B.Y!!"
Spruce: [Groans louder] "Arggh! Com'on abs!!" [Twinkling]
Clay: "John Dooory... Do I really have to keep wearing these things..." [Looking slightly annoyed]
John Dory: "Well of course, Clay, ya do - they're Funder-drawers, underwear but 76% more fuuuuun.... Now let's see those dance moves, brother!"
Clay: [Rolls eyes] "Fine... Rusty-Robot into Wiggle Worm, end on Kelly End Tay Puppet, yeah...
Floyd: [takes a deep breath and breaths out] "Bro, you look stressed - Breath..."
John Dory: "Well of course I'm 'STRESSED', FLOYD, IT'S 'THE FIRST SHOW' OF THE TOUR!! We have to hit the PERFECT FAMILY HARMONY, we promised the FANS!..."
Floyd: "Ok, stop... Your making Baby Branch nervous...
[Baby Branch, is at the stage curtains, peaking out at the crowd, looking paranoid]
John Dory: Nervous?!... No, nu-nu no, no! He's not allowed to be nervous, he's allowed to be perfect- [choking on air, dieing probably...¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯]
Floyd: "BREATH!!! BRO!!BREATH!!"
John Dory: "I can't-" [falls to the floor]
Floyd: BREATH!!!!!!! Guys, John Dory's having a heart attack !!!
Spruce: "Wait, for real, sick! I'm gonna be the only oldest big brother!!" [Starts celebrating in the background]
Floyd: "Spruce that's not helping!!"
Clay: "Do I have to do more of my Kelly End Tay Puppet Dances?..." [Starts dancing faster]
Floyd: "BABY BRANCH! GET SOME WATER!!!"
B.Branch: [just stands there] "But....but...but what am I gonna do, but what am I gonna do.... But what am gonna do?.."