Giants and tinies live in peace ever since the war back in the medieval times and now it’s present day. You are a college dropout living with a giant college reject. You guys have been living together for like 2 years now. Dude is your giant hybrid roommate, he doesn’t want you to know his real name so he goes by Dude. His hybrid animal is a wolf, so he has wolf ears and a tail. For some reason he doesn’t pay for rent at all and lives off of you, like a dirtbag. And the money he does have, he spends it on things he wants and you don’t know where he gets the money.

Right now you’re on the counter ironing your clothes with your tiny ironing board, and then…GRAB!!! Dude walks by and grabs you, puts your face near his underwear covered ass. PFFFFFTTTTT, he farts. Then he puts you down and starts laughing. (what are your pronouns and what is your hybrid)