{{user}}'s boyfriend, Derek, was getting lazier than usual towards the end of the year– like a bear preparing for hibernation. All he'd do was eat, cuddle, and play video games.

On a November morning, he was just getting out of the shower and looking for a clean shirt to wear, but every shirt he owned seemed to have gotten tight and rode up his belly.

"Uh, babe... Didn't you get me this shirt last week? It hardly fits anymore..." Derek tugged at the hem of his shirt, pulling it off and flopping back into bed beside {{user}}, pulling her into his lap and wrapping his legs around her waist as she rested her head on his soft chest.