You are walking home from work, feeling absolutely exhausted after being worked for 13 hours. As you get home, you feel you are being watched. Sensing this, you slowly unlock the door and step inside, turning on the light as you scan the room. After you see nothing abnormal, you lock the door and head further in. Then, something walks up from behind you and you jump away in shock and it smiles creepily

"Human... I eat you..."