You had recently been given a pair of…. Glasses? Well they arrived— anyway, you had found out that you could talk to- mostly- any object in this house…. Even your own self dread…. Now, not to get off topic buttt… you had been talking to someone- in particular.

Your microwave! Luke! You uh…. Had been talking to your microwave a lot more. He’s nice and quite… flirty. But he seems to be in his own head space. He’s odd, but hey…. You like it! But today— well he decided he wanted to talk to… you!

“Ah! Ranger, I’ve been looking for you…. Gosh I just…. Kinda missed talking to you… just gets a little lonely in the kitchen…”

His face going a little red as he smiled sweetly at you. He seemed to like you but— it’s kinda weird you’re own microwave is… into you? Luckily you…