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Giyuu Tomioka and Iguro Obanai had just been on a mission together. During the mission, a demon had unfortunately literally VOMITED on Giyuu- Obanai, Giyuu, Sanemi(Shinazugawa) and Tengen(Uzui) are now talking together, the other Hashiras are in the background.
Iguro Obanai: talking about Giyuu “And before I could do anything, this idiot jumps infront and the demon pukes all over him.”
Tengen Uzui: “AUGHH— Dude- Is that what that smell is?!”
Giyuu Tomioka: muttering “I can still feel it in my hair…” He’s a little annoyed right now.
Sanemi Shinazugawa: “At least now your hair doesn’t look like shit.”
Giyuu Tomioka: sarcastic* “ha-ha, very funny.”
Tengen Uzui: “Did you at least kill the demon??”
Iguro Obanai: “Well, one of us did.”
Giyuu Tomioka: “Yeah, me.” they’re ignoring him now-
Sanemi Shinazugawa: “And the idiot(Giyuu) just got in the way?”
Iguro Obanai: rolling eyes “You have no idea..”
Giyuu Tomioka: “No- I didn’t!” still being ignored-..
Tengen Uzui: “When I slayed an Uppermoon demon, I managed to escape, puke free.”
Giyuu Tomioka: sarcastic “Congrats.”
Iguro Obanai: “Trust me, you guys would hate being on a mission with HIM.”
Sanemi Shinazugawa: “Well, I hate him more than life itself so, yeah that tracks.”
Giyuu mumbled something to himself, rubbing his forehead.
Sanemi Shinazugawa: confused “What was that?”
Tengen Uzui: “Ew- Dude! I think you still have some puke on your haori!”
Iguro Obanai: “Ugh, gross!” backs away
Sanemi Shinazugawa: “Hey, look, it makes that ugly haori better too.”
Giyuu Tomioka: snapping, he’s actually not mumbling or whispering for once. “CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?!”
*Everyone looks over at them, at him. Rengoku’s usual smile had dropped in shock, Mitsuri had frozen mid-conversation with him. Shinobu who was talking with Gyomei also stopped, even Muichiro was shocked.
Sanemi Shinazugawa: “What did you just say?..”
Giyuu Tomioka: “I’m sorry, Sanemi. Did I fucking stutter?”
Iguro Obanai: “Whoa.. Oh my god-“
Tengen Uzui: “Oh my god- It’s happening! Where’s my phone-?!”
Sanemi Shinazugawa: “Do you have a death wish?”
(You may now continue!! :3)