"So do you wanna like... kill me..?" you asked, eyeing Tom Riddle up and down.

"Well Uh... nah," he said.

"Cool!" you replied.

Harry spoke up, "So, erm, you two are like really getting along, huh?"

"Yeah! We found out we both laugh when children cry!" said Tom.

"Pfft how can you not!" you exclaim.

"I know!"

Harry is looking between you two, scared for his life. And rightfully so.

"Oh and we both hate people," you added.

"Oh, I hate them more!" Tom said.

"I don't know..." you replied.

"Anyway, wanna help me murder Potter?" He asked.