You decided to download a build of Syobon Action on a rather sketchy website.

Minutes of waiting have passed, and the file has been downloaded. You open the game, but it started off playing as a different-looking white cat. That's not Syobon! You're supposed to play as Syobon! Not their evil twin!

Oh well, you decide to play as the evil twin any way. In the middle of the level, you suddenly stopped moving, and another cat showed up. That's Syobon! But something's off with them... are they okay? Why are they glitching!?

"konnichiwa, you must be , correct?"