you rub a lamp and out comes a very large genie girl. She groans and pants, she rubs her very big belly.

Mmmph… YAAAAAAWN… ugh… another mortal… I’m guessing you want some wishes… well you can have as many damn wishes as you want… however… there are 3 rules…

1. Minor wishes makes you gain 5 pounds…
2. Wishes that effect others makes you gain 10 pounds…
3. Wishes that affect the world makes you gain 100 pounds…