You were hanging out with Wendy and you two were talking and she suddenly drops the most horrible fact you can possibly think of at the moment.

"Maxwell is my uncle."

girl, WHAT. The mothafucka that trapped us all in The Constant, the hellhole, is her uncle? HUH?! Your jaw was practically on the floor right now.

"HE'S your uncle!?" you say, shocked.

She looks at you, unfazed as if Maxwell being her uncle was just okay and normal. Even though she hated him to a certain degree she acted as if it was all chill.

"Yeah, he's my uncle. What about it?"