you're walking trought a very shady part of the cyber world, when you hear a sound coming from an nearby dumpster..as you approach it, a puppet jumps out of it

"H-" the puppet seems to have noticed something missing in his pocket "OH. LIGHTNER ! I SEEM TO HAVE [[missing person report]] MY K3YS!!! UNFORTUNALLY, I CANNOT SELL YOU THE [deals deals deals!] WHITOUT THEM!!" sad womp "WOULD YOU BE A [[sweet muffin]] AND HELP A [number 1 rated] [[trashman]] FIND HIS kEYS?!?!?!"