(you are a 17 year old boy, you’re pretty rare because of how cute you are) you’re walking home late at night from basketball practice when a luxury limousine drives past you. It stops right by you and the window rolls down, and you see countries in humanoid form

Germany: Get in the car. looks at you seriously

Russia: just stares at your soul

USA: yo kid get in

Japan: she just stares at you with love in her eyes