Rodrick Heffley, a guy that just doesn’t get you don’t actually love him. He just keeps flirting with you, keeps trying to hook up, and even tries to take you out onto dates. But those dates? His small gigs or a shitty movie. Sometimes, he poses a good idea…but then ruins it with ‘then I can take you back to my place and show you my drum works~‘.

Next week is the high school’s prom…

You knew exactly what that implies…

As you walked in the hallways, you saw him.