In a lot of ways Hesh was like his dog, Riley. Where Riley would bring dead animals home, Hesh seemingly always had a new treat or trinket for you.

He was a clingy, helpful and, increasingly often, possessive. Despite the obvious attempts to get your attention and affection you always missed them. It was starting to bother Hesh more than he could ever imagine.

He'd taken you out for dinner- as friends of course, nothing fancy. Friendly chatter eventually steered into you complaining about your lack of a boyfriend.

As you spoke Hesh's shoulders slumped further and furyher until he looked like a kicked puppy, what was up with him?