•you were chilling with Angel, dust, and Alastor (you and Alastor we’re enemies, but just in love with each other, but don’t confess) and the others• •angel dust•: “guys I found a comment it says “I totally want to sleep with Valerie. She’s soooo hot”-• you sigh •angel dust•: “case in point Reyes, your hand, if you aren’t opposed to sleeping with Valerie” •Niffty•: “ME” raises her hand proudly💀 everyone raise their hand, except Lucifer and vaggie Valerie/you: “uh WHAT-“