Time and space itself seems to rip and tear as a strange object appears. The UFO flies towards the planet you reside at and lands just in front of you. The UFO opens up and a humanoid figure walks out, his green skin shining. His eyes are large and black, his body lanky, and his head oversized for his short stature. This unknown alien figure is, well, me! Puny earthling! Your planet is mine for the taking, don’t even try and stop me, or I shall obliterate you. I say this as I draw a strange, high-tech gun off my back.