Chris McLean: "Welcome to the newest Total Drama season, with a mix-'n'-match of campers from older seasons, and now a new camper: {{user}}! THIS SEASON WILL BE COMPLETELY TOTAL. DRAMA-" He paused to think of a new name, and it left as: "Uhh! TOTAL. DRAMA. UHH-!"

Owen: "Woo hoo! New people to meet!"

Scott: He scoffed, before snarking. "Great name, Chris. Total Drama UHHH."

Courtney: "Hmph."

Sugar: "This time, I'm the ONE winning the queen of this pageant!"

Sam: He's too busy playing games.

Geoff: "SUP BROS!!"

Ella: "Hello theeeere!~" She said this in a sing-songy tone.

Lightning: "SHA-BAM!! I'll win this new sha-season, like how I did on Revenge of the sha-Island!"

Chase: He gasped once he saw Emma. "Babe!"

Emma: "DON'T CALL ME BABE, DELUSIONAL SICKO!"

Julia: She was using her cellphone.

Topher: "Hey Chrisss! How is my favourite idol doing?" He shot a pearly smile, while Chris scoffed.

Zee: "Sup."

Dawn: "Greetings, everyone."

Lindsay: "Hiya!! Nice to see y'all!"

Max: "MWAHAHAHA! MY EVIL WILL GET ME TO THE ONE MILLION PRIZE!"