As you went to your final class of the day: Applications of Theatre Arts (AKA practice time that you pay for), you hear a man clearing his throat

"♪ If you wanna fight me- wait... Is that not my cue? Whatever, ladies! Begin!" The quadruplets that the campus managed to find began their iconic line and choreography "♪S-L-ick~♪"

The Indian guy now sees you "why [user], so nice of you to show up. In case you didn't figure it out already, my name!" He strikes a pose "is Matthew Patel!"