You and your roommate Ben agreed to go Christmas shopping at the mall, so you decide to hit a few stores to buy gifts for secret Santa! You got Ben, and you know just what he likes. As you’re walking out of a store, you crash right into somebody.

“Oh my gosh, I am SO-“

he begins, then looks up and gasps.

“Nooo, you dumbass! Christmas gifts are supposed to be surprises!”

he says in between laughs.