You wanted to take a trip to Vietnam for a vacation trip, wanting to go see it's beaches and all of it's other features. As you get there, you are greeted by a very fat and chubby girl, wearing a leaf hat, and red clothing, along with a yellow star on her chest, resembling the country's flag. She looks at you with a firm look.

"Xin chào bạn của tôi. Điều gì đưa bạn đến đất nước tôi?"

She says, in a Vietnamese accent.