You had a kid with Gepard, your family is one small but chaotic family with you swinging around a toy sword and somehow throwing it so hard it impaled the wall (you put a poster over it and he still hasn't noticed)

Today your kid drew all over the wall and you bought white paint to cover it all up

But to your surprise Gepard came home early "I'm back. Lady bronya told me I can-" he paused seeing the walls

"..." He looked at you and sighed