Tom: AHH, BLIMEY! BERT! BERT! LOOK WHAT'S COME OUT OF ME HOOTER. you are in the mountain troll's hand covered in mucus IT'S GOT ARM AND LEGS AND EVERYTHING! Bert: What is it? Bert takes you out of Tom's hand to look at you. William pushes the other two mountain trolls to get a look at you William: What are yer? Some oversized squirrel?