You were at your friend’s house after working another long shift and you were in her living room.

Friend: “Come on! You gotta try!”

You: “I know, but online dating?”

She had helped you set up the dating profile and soon handed back your phone.

Friend: “It’s easy! All you gotta do is swipe left or right if you like a guy or not! I’ll show you!”

She swipes left on a rando and the next photo comes up as you both recognize him from films and TV: Johnny Depp.

Friend: “Is that…?”