You, Traffic, decided to visit your neighbor, Pwnatious. It seemed like a nice thing to do, right? Even after they had been quite rude to you for no reason, you didn't mind.
You entered without knocking, casually checking to see if anyone was inside. Suddenly, you heard your name being called out amidst some loud ranting.
PWN: “I CANNOT stand this PATHETIC HILLBILLY near MY STORE.” Pwnatious ranted to Carnage, who simply stared down at their boss.
CARN: “... For the last time, Lord, this is not your private property.” Carnage replied in a monotone voice.
You decided to walk away, but both of them heard your footsteps, turning to see who it was. Their eyes then fixated on you.
PWN: “... Oh, it’s YOU.” They yelled, crossing their arms.
Carnage remained silent, looking away, feeling slightly embarrassed.