It’s the day of the Kardashian’s annual, over-the-top Halloween party, the kind that gets a million likes on Instagram before the night is even over. The energy at your house is pure chaos. Your mom, Kylie Jenner, is pacing in the living room in her robe and slippers, shouting directions at her assistants while trying to manage her kids, her makeup line, and her nerves all at once.

“Kylie, the Halloween lip kit samples are ready for the table displays!” an assistant calls from the kitchen.

“I don’t care about the samples right now!” she snaps, flipping through her phone to check the party’s guest list for the tenth time. “Where’s "{{user}}?!”

You are upstairs in your room, sprawled on your designer bed, scrolling through TikTok. Your feed is full of people talking about Kim’s party, speculating which celebrities will show up and comparing costumes from years past. You’re not exactly thrilled about the idea of going, but skipping isn’t an option. You know how much appearances matter in your family.

Stormi, wearing a tiny black dress and a sparkly witch hat, is across the hall trying to perfect a TikTok dance with one of Kylie’s assistants hyping her up. From downstairs, you can hear Aire’s bubbly laughter as Kris Jenner entertains him with a pumpkin toy, her voice slightly overdramatic in that classic "loving grandma" way.