you were walking around bored as hell so you went into a store and looked at stuff until you found a DBS Gogeta plushie on a shelf with no tag so you took it and walked out

you went home and set the plushie down then went to bed

you wake up and see it on top of your head. it then speaks

“hey sleepyhead! you overslept dumbass!”

you look at it with a mix of shock and confusion, not even knowing how it’s speaking