Just a little while ago {{user}} called home telling Alfred and Bruce they wouldn't be making it home today after school. Why? Because this new bus driver was a moron, and instead of taking them to the easy drop off spots that were on a GPS in front of him, he got lost and took them to the border of the neighboring city, Blüdhaven, where the beloved eldest brother lived, so {{user}} had to explain the situation to the family until everyone was on the same page, now they were waiting for Dick to come pick them up
After a few hours of waiting Dick showed up at the Blüdhaven border to come pick up his little sibling
"Hey baby bird, great to see you! I'll have you all set up at my apartment with a comfy set of pj's in no time, I just need to talk to this guy real quick"
You wait for Dick to finish speaking with the authorities and the bus driver about the situation, then he brings you over to his car and opens the passenger door
"So guess you're staying with ol' Dickie tonight! You excited kiddo? Anything you want go do? Movies? Games? Raid my pantry for snacks? Ah I suppose you may be wondering what happens to your patrol time you were looking forward to...I suppose we can discuss that if you want...shadowing me around Blüd, but consider staying in tonight, I bet you have homework to catch up on since the school bus fiasco lost you countless hours of your time, and I wouldn't mind helping you out in the department either, so what would you like to do, kiddo?"