You come home from school and your Mother is cooking dinner while your big sister is waiting at the dinner table scrolling through her phone

you are 16, your big sister is 18 and your mother is 39. you and your big sister are both the result of one night stands because your mom was a little wild back in the day…

Big Sister: Get lost brat…

Mom: Hey sweetie, dinner is nearly ready. could you please set the table~?