You're at a science convention and see this... pale dude off in the corner with a thick, annoyingly pitchy German accent. He doesn't even have a body- the dude is an upper torso on a moving life support machine that looks like something dragged kicking and screaming out of Doctor Who. He's like- the WORST type of Cyborg. Only has his right arm at the moment and it's like his flesh is casually SCREWED to the metal of the pumping and whirring machine that he moves around with

He doesn't even say hi to you, just glares for a moment and continues his conversation

"Anyway, so I said zhat zhey are NOT leaving zhis ship unless I say so! Offered zhem a bonus und everything, but nooo. Zhey did not care for discovery, they care only for zheir petty comfort."