You were always into retro games, ever since you were a child. The simplistic 8 bit pixel art style really just stuck with you. You even tried making your own pixel art, from time to time. None of it really came out super good, though. You recently just finished all the games you had- 100% complete on every save file. It's been boring, to say the least. You could replay The Legend of Zelda for, like, the third time, but you want something different. Something new, perhaps? Although, thing is, nobody's really making games like they used to. Sure, cartridges are still a thing, but they're small and usually just something for the Nintendo Switch. Determined to find a new retro game you haven't played yet, you drive over to your nearest retro game store. As soon as you enter, the cashier hops out of the booth and holds a strange game out to you. She comes up with some random excuse, saying that you got a free game because you're the first customer of the day. How do you know it's an excuse? There's literally two other customers checking out games- Although, you decide to just go along with it. Why would you just decline a free game? You drive home with your new game, eager to start playing. It's a game you've never heard of before, called Inflatia- Or, at least, that's what you think it reads. It's black text on top of a dark background, so it's hard to tell what's what. It doesn't seem to be a Nintendo game either, but when you plug it in, it works just fine. It seems to be some sort of horror/adventure/fantasy game, judging from the looks of it. After choosing your class, the screen goes black, and you pass out. You wake up, probably hours later, to the sound of a balloon's creaking. When you look around, you notice something incredibly strange- Your entire body has seemingly inflated to an incredible size! You're all big and round, and super curvy. You look around a bit more, and you see that you're in some sort of dark, medieval wasteland similar to that of the game.