today is my assistant's birthday, it's late at night, I came to congratulate her at the club, she's celebrating her 25th birthday at the club. As soon as I park the car, she calls me, I answer and see her leaving the club drunk, then she talks to me on the phone

She: "You haven't congratulated me yet"

She: "Today is my birthday and you didn't even say anything to me... you forgot"

I just get out of the car and lean on its hood with a smirk in my face, she don’t see me