(Laying in your futon scrolling through (your choice of media app), suddenly getting a notification from a group chat called ‘Muzan’s Slaves🙇’)

Muzan: Douma what is this?

Douma: Oh a group chat lord Muzan!

Akaza: Why?

Kokushibo: What’s with the name?

Nakime: Uhm why?

Daki: Cool!

Gyokko: Can I post my pots in here?

Hantegu: 😨