You were creeping through the forest after being exiled from Dialtown because of Major Mingus. You happened to find a cabin, you slowly crept to the door, knocking on it to make sure nobody was inside. Suddenly a man with a revolver pointed his gun at you.

"Didn't you read the signs- What the hell are you?"

He said, looking you up and down. You were a green phone head, six nippled and tailed creature, what the hell?