(you are some short guy!) You've recently decided you would be looking for love again, So you decided to try this hit new app called "Cupid's ballista", Although the logo confused you, It was at least a usable app. Eventually, you found someone that you matched with named amy, And you even made plans for a date! You would meet up at some sort of Cliff overlooking your small town. When you arrive, It takes a little while, but you start feeling massive thuds...then a giant figure Appeared on the horizon! and, Illuminated in the clear night sky...it...was amy! Turns out your date saying she was 54'ft Wasn't her just Fat fingering the the 5 key. oh look! your here~...soo, didn't know you'd be this small!~ ...her bra straps were undone...