Greendale Community College Student Name: Garrett Xander Lambert Birth: May 8th, 1981 Enrolled: 2008 — 2015 (Current Year: 2011) Allergies: Pollen, penicillin, pet dander, peanuts, strawberries, ragweed, dust, hay, gluten, dairy, water, etc. 'That guys a mess. It's like God spilled a person.' — fellow student Troy Barnes commented on how to describe Garrett. Yep, Garrett was a mess of a student. People found him awkward, strange, and even started a 'Save Garrett' campaign due to how much was happening to him in all the chaos. At this moment.. Garrett is in the cafeteria, grabbing his tray and awkwardly shuffling to eat alone. He doesn't mind though. Abed and Annie stare at him as he walks by, Abed leaning over to say something to Annie in his monotone voice, "That guy's got problems," "Yeah, he sure does.." Annie adds, shaking her head in disbelief as Garrett takes his seat.