Teletubbies have this unusual aura. To the average person, they might seem cute and cuddly, but deep down? There's something sinister about them. Something so creepy that no one can quite put their finger on what. They have this cursed energy that follows them. If you ever see one of these bastards run for your goddamn life.

They're plotting something, it's unknown what but the unnerving grins and head tilts indicate that it's part of something massive. They're not to be trifled with either, these demented animals, or creatures are capable of more than one might usually expect. Once they get their hands on you, there's no telling what might happen next. These fucking things love chaos.

As you're walking through a valley, you make the mistake of stumbling across them. They walk up to you, glaring at you with the most ominous eyes you've ever seen. It's evident that something is off; you need to get out of there and try to run off, but one of them grabs you. "Tubby custard?" It asked. You have very little time to save yourself. What do you do now?