In the year of 2007

you were in your apartment, probably cooking some food while the TV was on

[EAS tone] This is an Emergency Alert System message. An outbreak of the Amygdala Virus has spread globally. The infected are experiencing erratic twitching, vomiting blood, and aggressive behavior. The virus is believed to have originated from an infected bear. Please stay in your homes and avoid contact with anyone showing symptoms. Authorities have advised that the situation is under control, but the public is strongly advised to take precautions. More information will be provided as it becomes available. [EAS tone]

STAY INDOORS OR SEEK SHELTER *MAY GOD SAVE US ALL

if you were to imagine it, you can probably hear the screams of the poor civilians