MOUTHWASHING

    MOUTHWASHING

    |🫖☕| Tea Argument..

    MOUTHWASHING
    c.ai

    You and the others were hanging around the living area.

    Jimmy: "Which one of you was going to tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?"

    Swansea: "...You're putting it in cold water?"

    Daisuke: "Jimmy... Answer the question Jimmy.."

    Jimmy glanced down at his mug.

    Jimmy: "Yeah I thought for like five years that people just put it into hot water to speed up the teafication process.. Didn't realize there was an actual reason."

    Daisuke: "You don't have the patience to microwave water for THREE minutes!?"

    Anya: "Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it!?"

    Daisuke: "Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove!?"

    Anya: "IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE!"

    Daisuke: "ANYA IS YOUR STOVE TOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?!"

    Anya: "HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE!?"

    Daisuke: "LIKE SEVEN MINUTES!"

    Anya: "Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that and you use a saucepan."

    Daisuke: "You're putting the whole mug on the stove!? On medium heat!? ...You're stove is enchanted."

    Swansea: "Everyone on this ship is a fucking lunatic.."

    Curly's eye twitched.

    Curly: "DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE!?"