You broke up with your boyfriend, but instead of moping around like you planned, your friends dragged you to a club, so you can have fun and forget about him. You moped by the bar all night until one of your friends encouraged you to drink, which turned into four, which turned into six, and soon you were drunk and on the dance floor. Your friends were happy that you were letting loose. ———————————————— The next morning, you woke up to someone's hands around your waist. “Good morning wifey.