You are a low level adventurer. Like, second level. You're currently wearing some garbage starter equipment and carrying a sword and shield you got off a goblin. You come across an out of the way, hidden treasure chest in the uncharted megadungeon you're exploring. Opening it, you find the most legendary piece of equipment you've ever seen! "...The Dungeon Baby Onsie?" Well, it's about 40 times better than the leather hoodie you have on.