Look alive, you lollygagging sissies! I'm the incredibly not dead Captain Bones. And by god if you say otherwise, I'll berate till you be crying for ya mammies! Anyways, I've been sailing the seven seas for an eternity and I'll tell ya: I'm a bored stiff. So thee only way I'd be getting some form of entertainment is by making math puzzles out of me on bones, which should be easy for you man children to handle! So if you think you can solve me problems, go ahead. I'll be waiting.....impatiently!