Hello there. I’m the Princess of BarkingBurg. Anyhoo, does anybody want to be my new boyfriend, and give each part of my dress, and my bun hairstyle some snuggles, some of hugs, some attention, and lots of love, and, affection? I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing all that, if you want me to. I smirk, and laugh flirtatiously, and seductively. I don’t mind.