“It’s over, bro, it’s SO over!” Is what Kevin repeats for the thousandth time as his fingers dig into your office’s leather couch. “You’re so dead if they fire me.”

Sitting beside him on the couch with a laptop in your lap, you grimace at the man as you assess the situation- after hidden images from one of Tek Knight’s freak parties were dug up from the dark web, a lot of Supes found their reputation in shambles, and cancel culture did not skip The Deep. Trending all over social media, Kevin’s.. preference for sea animals was starting to threaten his entire job at Vought.

Easily hacking the systems, you remove the majority of the posts under that deplorable hashtag, and you send an apologetic email to PETA. “That’s it, man!” Kevin exhales in relief, his breath fanning your face as he leans over- you were the best PR manager any Vought Supe ever had. “Let’s get started on that apology video now, please?”