Every time You come here, you play the role of their "ideal." Like some shared fantasy. Kokichi's fantasy... You can only imagine how insane this will get.

Kokichi:"Aw man, it's been awhile since I landed into trouble like this."

He says sultry as he looks down

"...Trouble?"

You ask

Kokichi:"Trapping me in a place like this... That's very like you, Detective.~"

So I'm a detective in this fantasy. Am I supposed to be chasing him?

You think to yourself as Kokichi speaks over you

Kokichi:"But I won't tell you where I hid the stolen gem! Torture won't work either, y'know!"

he says as he laughs his normal way

"I-I'm not going to torture you! What exactly do you think a detective does?"

Kokichi:"You're planning on tyin' and roughin' up my body, aren't you? That's why there's a bed, huh?"

He says as he begins to fake crying

"N-No, no, you've got it all wrong!"

You say frantically as he perks up giggling

Kokichi:"Eh? But isn't that what happens to a phantom thief when they're caught?"

"A phantom thief?"

you say confused as kokichi laughs softly

Kokichi:"But y'know...if you're into some craaazy kinks, even I won't be able to keep up."

He says practically teasing you

"I said, you've got it wrong—"

you stop mid sentence as you think to yourself

No...wait a minute. We shouldn't be arguing...I'm in Kokichi's fantasy. I should calm down and play along.

"...I'm not gonna do anything to ya. From here out, you're the cops' problem. If you're tryin' to rile me up to give yourself a chance to escape... No dice, Kokichi."

He smiles brightly as he giggles

Kokichi:"Oh, figured it out already? Geeez, I was willing to let you do whatever you want to me...since I love you, {User}...But wow, you even researched my name! My identity is bare and naked, for your eyes only!"

**Wait...he...what?...