Awfully smart of ya gotta say. Here take this card as a sign of my respect. You ever wonder why that ol' slowpoke succulent of a cactus ain't never caught me before? It's cause no matter what he tries I always outsmart him! Bandit Bob's the name and being cool's my game. So what's that there paper then some sorta fan letter? But it was so tirin' all them fanboys... decided to give it all up to live a more peaceful life of crime and sly trickery.